Somewhere on the picturesque Canadian West Coast, a group of rabid young animals came together, drawn by the crazy glitched-out sounds all over the neighbourhood.
“We’ve hit a goldmine of dopeness!” chuckled the beaver.
“Sounds like a fine meal, let’s get cookin’!” the squirrel chattered.
“I’ll come up with a recipe!” yelped the seal.
"I’ll write it down!” screeched the monkey.
They began to sift through the vast local talent pool and found an overabundance of fresh, cutting-edge beats from innovative new artists. What it all had in common was a propensity for being glitchy, bass-heavy, finely edited and well-crafted.
And from this zoo getting hyphy, Woofer Cookers was born.
02. Freddy Todd - Blowin Good [glitchhopforum dub]
03. Plus 2 - 8 Bit Monster (Mongoose plus 3 VIP) [igu dub]
04. 24-Bit vs Glitchy & Scratchy - Fail Bot [igu dub]
05. ElMongoose - Middle Eastern Jam [igu dub]
06. Haiku D'Etat - Mike, Aaron & Eddie (Boreta rmx) [dub]
- Vibesquad - Bass Travel [addictech] (gs edit)
07. Joker & Rustie - Play Doe [kapsize]
08. Na$tyNa$sty - No Names [xlr8r] (gs edit)
09. Cookie Monsta - Frontline [chemicaluk] (gs edit)
- Widdler - Same Way [dub]
10. Bar 9 - Murda Sound (Eskmo remix) [z audio]
11. Mimosa - Dead Like Me [muti music] (gs edit)
12. Ill-Esha - Risky Rutabaga [forthcoming woofercookers]
13. Bevvy Swift - San Pedro [forthcoming woofercookers.com]
14. Basement Jaxx - Raindrops (Joker & Ginz remix) [xl recordings] (gs edit)
15. Dank - Make your titties go [dub] (gs edit)
16. 50 Fingaz - Sucker Punch (Glitchy & Scratchy remix) [woofercookers.com]
17. PantyRaid - Enter the Machine [marine parade] (gs edit)
18. Reso - Busted Crunk [civil]
19. Cookie Monsta - Fat Girl Rodeo [chemicaluk]
20. Knight Riderz - Hold On [glitchhopforum dub] (gs edit)
21. PRG - Rollin (Megasoid remix) [weapons house] (gs edit)
22. Figgy - 52 Pickup [glitchhopforum dub]
23. Glitchy & Scratchy ft.Chadio & Mr. Archive - Assless Chaps [igu dub]
24. Glitchy & Scratchy vs. Myles Away - Tokyo Tonight [forthcoming muti music ]
25. Glitchy & Scratchy - Speech Therapy [forthcoming muti music]
26. Random Henchmen - Wack Mcs (Glitchy & Scratchy remix) [igu dub]
27. Redman & Method Man - How High (Glitchy & Scratchy remix) [igu dub]
- 24-Bit - Wild West Coast [dub]
28. Gprom vs E-Unit - Womp 101 (Reel Bass mashup) [dub]
29. JmeJ - Lose it [igu dub]
30. Ill Gates - Egg Plantation [muti music] (gs edit)
31. Jurassic 5 - U got to Understand (NOG Chompa refix) [igu dub]
Woofer Cookers, a brand new nonprofit label run by artists, for artists, is dedicated to releasing tracks that not only get your feet on the dancefloor but zap your brain into action. Tired of generic wobble, we pledge to bring you the unusual, the melodic, the beautifully discordant and above all the highest quality tunes. And not years after they’re created – we serve up your platter piping hot and fresh from its creator’s kitchen.
We also believe in freedom. A companion site to online community Glitch Hop Forum, it showcases original music and merchandise with all proceeds going 100% to the artist or creating entity. As many tasty beats as we sell, we’ll also cook up the occasional free dessert. Like GlitchHopForum – built by us to connect this awesome new global community. Or our regular free downloads.
Get ready for the most bass-thumpin’ meals of your life.